Where do the cows go on Saturday night?
To the MOOvies.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers

 

Where do you take a sick horse?
To the Horspital!

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?
On the elephone!

When does a dog enter your house?

When the door is open

Which animal says "moo" a cow or a dog?

The two of them. The cow says "moo" all the time; the dog says "moo" when it's learning a foreign language.