sexta-feira, 8 de junho de 2012

Where do the cows go on Saturday night?
To the MOOvies.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers
 
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the Horspital!

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?
On the elephone!

When does a dog enter your house?
When the door is open

Which animal says "moo" a cow or a dog?
The two of them. The cow says "moo" all the time; the dog says "moo" when it's learning a foreign language.

sábado, 2 de junho de 2012

Como diz estamado, xadrez, bolinha, listrado

Estampado = Printed
Quadriculado = Squared
Xadrez = Checkered
Florido = Flowery
De bolinhas = polka-dot, spotted
Listrado=Stripped