Inglês fluente? (18/07/2012) - Comentário de Luiz Carlos Prates

KNOCK KNOCK - Again

Knock Knock Who's there ! Leaf ! Leaf who ? Leaf me alone ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Lion ! Lion who ? Lion on your doorstep, open up ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia little kid ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple your hair if you don't let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ears ! Ears who ? Ears some more knock knock jokes for you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ears ! Ears who ? Ears looking at you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Egg! Egg who ? Eggstremely cold waiting for you to open the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Eskimo ! Eskimo who ? Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Egg! Egg who ? Egg-citing to meet you ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Europe ! Europe who ? Europe'ning the door too slow, come on ! Knock Knock Who's there ! D-1 ! D-1 who ? D-1 who knocked Knock Knock Who's there ! Dad ! Dad who ? Dad fuel to the fire ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Deduct ! Deduct who ? Donald Deduct Knock Knock Who's there ! Diesel ! Diesel who ? Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Diesel ! Diesel who ? Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes your friend Margaret, so open the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes the police ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes getting boring ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes your friend, open the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes a very bad joke ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Disk ! Disk who ? Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Dismay ! Dismay who ? Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anybody want to play with me ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone live here anymore ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone want to let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dozen ! Dozen who ? Dozen anyone ever answer the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dragon ! Dragon who ? Dragon your feet again ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Drew ! Drew who ? Drew you remember the time? ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Duck ! Duck who ? Just duck ! They're throwing things at us ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Disguise ! Disguise who ? Disguise the limit ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dishes ! Dishes who ? Dishes a great knock-knock joke ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Dummy ! Dummy who ? Dummy a favour and go away!!

Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who Who Who! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth! Knock, Knock Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea! Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone!   Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you asking? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock knock. Who's there? Ketchchup Ketchchup who? Kethchup to me and I will tell you. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke.   Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES  

          

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream if you don't let me in ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Water ! Water who ? Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue your nose ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who Who Who! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can ! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth! Knock, Knock Who's there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea! Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone!   Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you asking? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house? Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock knock. Who's there? Ketchchup Ketchchup who? Kethchup to me and I will tell you. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke.   Knock knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you? Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!   Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I knew you were nuts ! Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who!

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